I am and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes. The dreamer of improbable dreams.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Why I'd Never Date Nathan Gardner

This topic came across today in English while Nathan was trying to convince me he would be a better choice than my current boyfriend (who is amazing in all ways possible). So, I came up with a list why I'd never date Nathan. ever.

1. Too tall.
2. Too lanky.
3. His figures are creepy.
4. I don't appreciate his odd dry humor.
5. We don't have a lot in common (even though he swears we do)
6. Doesn't have the same eating habits as me.
7. He hangs out with different people.
8. He plays basketball.
9. He's super loud.
10. He trys to sell odd things for outrageous prices in English.

There you have it my friends. Shout out to miss Olivia Pearson for this topic idea. To Nathan, sorry bro. We will never work out. :)

Until Next Time,
Madison
XOXO