I am and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes. The dreamer of improbable dreams.

Monday, March 11, 2013

High School Do's and Don't's

Happy Monday everyone! I know this a really late blog, but whatever. I'll just go with it. Anyways... the talk of Sadies has been going around lately (i have a date of course) so I thought this would be the most appropriate time to list the do's and don't's of a high school dance.

DO'S

Always have a date that you are willing to stay with

Dance with a bunch of friends

Get a train going, not the bad kind though!

Flirt with the DJ's to get your favorite song

Dance like idiots with your best friend


DON'T'S

Get in the middle of drama

Don't practically do it on the dance floor

Don't wear a thong if your dress is too short

Don't wear heals you can't walk in

Don't make out like you have gone starving and your dates mouth is full of cheetos.

Don't let your boobs hang out

Don't take off your shirt

Don't take off your shoes. Nasty.

And above all, don't ask the weird guy in the back that smells like moldy cheerios to break dance when he clearly can't.


I rest my case.

 


Until Next Time,
Madison
XOXO